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About Me

I'm a Teri originally but these days I live in Astana Kazakhstan
I run a small business importing frigate parts for the Kazakhstan navy



I'm married three wives, Fatima, Samira, and Doris, and we have been blessed with 11 children 



My secretary Olga is the mum of number 12, Anastasia


I have a small herd of pedigree yaks, and most days I go up to the lake to feed them, and drink vodka with Yuri, the yak herd from Leningrad who came to Kazakhstan during the Afghan war and never went home.

I am a Zoroastrian, guided by the holy prophet Zorro. 

Only one of these statements is true. 

And apologies to any Parsees reading this.  I do not mock your religion, but rather the ignorance of my scammers.  Not one knows that Zorro and Zoroaster are not related.  
Not one has ever pointed out that Kazakhstan is 5000km from the sea. 
Only one has noticed that my Facebook profile tells the world that I live in Bristol

Still trying to guess?  I really am a Teri

Comments

  1. Angelenia7 December 2019 at 01:43

    You and your wives make a lovely family:)

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    1. Jack13 January 2020 at 13:54

      It's a bit chaotic when all 12 kids are running round screaming

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