Scammerama

Do you want money?  More commonly the scammers are offering LOVE. Are you male?  Then a pretty blonde girl from California wants to be your friend. Are you female?  Then I am sure you would like to meet a fit, hunky guy, often a military doctor service on active service in Afghanistan. Very occasionally SHE is a medic in Iraq or Afghanistan.  Essentially they have fallen madly in love with you.  In my case, of course, who can blame them?  It doesn't take them long.  They create a profile, stick up a couple of photos, and fall in love with me.  Ah, there's nothing like the natural look! I like reading, music, dance, the net, sports, animals, cinema, ballads, traveling, restaurants with friends, love, family, nature and many other things again. I hate lying, cheating, racism, brutality, war, disease, drugs, alcohol and all that is harmful to the individual.I am looking for friendship, trust and warmth human because for me the qualities of court are essential.

So what are the scammers offering? This is Monica Gen, or possibly Gen Monica.  As you can see, she has forgotten to remove the Getty Images logo from her photo As I've mentioned elsewhere, it's not uncommon for the front picture to be a pretty blonde, harvested no doubt off the internet, and all the other pictures to be of someone else entirely.  Check out Monica Gen's Twitter handle - more often than not the scammer has forgotten to change it.  Monica tweets as Momaudu Ibrahim Sometimes they offer money.  It's a straight rip-off - you are eligible for $$$ and all you need to do to claim it is to send your bank details, or your credit card details, to some guy in West Africa.  Although obviously the photo is of a pretty blonde girl from California.  She just happens to be visiting Ghana at the moment.  Yeah, sure, Wilbur.  The English language skills usually leave something to be desired: Good day my Dear, Nice to meet you,how is life? hope you and you

Two photos of James Jennifer.  This is the first one: And this is the second.   What do you notice?   That's right, her tan has faded! At least they are both girls 😃 And why the reversal of the names? I've seen that in France and Germany where it isn't uncommon for someone to be SCHMIDT, Peter or MEUNIER, Jean-Jacques.  Particularly in a business context.  Not seen it among anglophones before.   Rather more common is Toxicity de Amino Dosterd.   Isn't Toxicity a lovely name?  Mr and Mrs de Amino Dosterd were inspired.  Toxicity is a pretty white girl, though strangely enough, all the other photos in her profile are selfies of a young black guy.   Perhaps a boyfriend?   Somehow I don't think so.

I'm a Teri originally but these days I live in Astana Kazakhstan I run a small business importing frigate parts for the Kazakhstan navy I'm married three wives, Fatima, Samira, and Doris, and we have been blessed with 11 children  My secretary Olga is the mum of number 12, Anastasia I have a small herd of pedigree yaks, and most days I go up to the lake to feed them, and drink vodka with Yuri, the yak herd from Leningrad who came to Kazakhstan during the Afghan war and never went home. I am a Zoroastrian, guided by the holy prophet Zorro.  Only one of these statements is true.  And apologies to any Parsees reading this.  I do not mock your religion, but rather the ignorance of my scammers.  Not one knows that Zorro and Zoroaster are not related.   Not one has ever pointed out that Kazakhstan is 5000km from the sea.  Only one has noticed that my Facebook profile tells the world that I live in Bristol Still trying to guess?  I really

Jenifer Samuel is Student of the Year at the University of Chicago.  She is studying "Economists" So of course I wondered what the Student of the Year would think of the biggest issue in Economics today, one on which PhD students will be writing their theses for years to come. It would be good to know what a scion of U Chicago Economics department thought of the issue.  Alumni include Bernie Sanders, Democrat party hopeful; Lorenzo Bini Smaghi, an economist on the board of the European Central Bank; and Gregory Chow, Emeritus Professor of Economics at Princeton University.   What is your view on Brexit? Well, she says "I think it is not good" Many people might agree with that, although others see it as an opportunity rather than a threat.  What do you see as the long term benefit? For some unknown reason she blocked me.

Emily Souzy is sad.  She is a beautiful blonde girl, but she has a very sad face. What's the matter?  She has a Problem.  She doesn't want to tell me at first.  Turns out she needs to pay $1500 to the University of Chicago where she is studying Sociology.  She doesn't have $1500. If she doesn't pay her fees, she can't graduate. She sends me another picture of herself looking sad, but gorgeous.  Did I mention that I am one of the richest men in Kazakhstan?  Lucky that I contacted the bursar Michael Kocelko.  My entirely fictional secretary found his number 773.702.xxxx.  Mike is on the U Chicago website and LinkedIn, hi Mike!   Turns out he knows MY entirely fictional accountant, they were at the University of Eastern Illinois together! Anyway, nice guy, I told him about Emily's Problem and transferred the $1500 to him.  First thing on Monday morning he will clear her account. For some reason Emily is not as happy as you might expect: "Ho

The scammer I dumped yesterday came back to me with the same face but a nice African name. Bilson Angela became Munkadas Masahulu, and sent me an friend request. Then he changed his name to Bilson Bilson Angeles, realised that he had screwed up, and blocked me 😃

There's a beautiful girl half my age who wants to be my friend on Facebook.  Oddly, despite being utterly gorgeous and a beauty queen from Brazil to boot, Ellie Zwonke has only been on Facebook for two days and has no friends at all.  And she has chosen me, fat old balding guy, to fall in love with and wants to share her life with me.  I suppose I must be irresistible to women?  I don't like to boast, but hot babes get in touch every day.  Models, students, fashion designers, all sorts of cuties.  Curiously, although they come from Florida, Texas and California in the main, they almost all now live in Kumasi, Ghana.  Now I've never been to Kumasi, but listen guys, the density of hot blondes in the population must be quite astonishing.  Now before you go on the Air Ghana website to enquire about tickets, let me share with you this photo of Elizabeth Sarpong: Elizabeth has another photo in her profile, and oddly enough, it looks quite a lot differen