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Economists

Jenifer Samuel is Student of the Year at the University of Chicago.  She is studying "Economists" So of course I wondered what the Student of the Year would think of the biggest issue in Economics today, one on which PhD students will be writing their theses for years to come. It would be good to know what a scion of U Chicago Economics department thought of the issue.  Alumni include Bernie Sanders, Democrat party hopeful; Lorenzo Bini Smaghi, an economist on the board of the European Central Bank; and Gregory Chow, Emeritus Professor of Economics at Princeton University.   What is your view on Brexit? Well, she says "I think it is not good" Many people might agree with that, although others see it as an opportunity rather than a threat.  What do you see as the long term benefit? For some unknown reason she blocked me.

College Fees

Emily Souzy is sad.  She is a beautiful blonde girl, but she has a very sad face. What's the matter?  She has a Problem.  She doesn't want to tell me at first.  Turns out she needs to pay $1500 to the University of Chicago where she is studying Sociology.  She doesn't have $1500. If she doesn't pay her fees, she can't graduate. She sends me another picture of herself looking sad, but gorgeous.  Did I mention that I am one of the richest men in Kazakhstan?  Lucky that I contacted the bursar Michael Kocelko.  My entirely fictional secretary found his number 773.702.xxxx.  Mike is on the U Chicago website and LinkedIn, hi Mike!   Turns out he knows MY entirely fictional accountant, they were at the University of Eastern Illinois together! Anyway, nice guy, I told him about Emily's Problem and transferred the $1500 to him.  First thing on Monday morning he will clear her account. For some reason Emily is not as happy as you might expect: "Ho

Ooops!

The scammer I dumped yesterday came back to me with the same face but a nice African name. Bilson Angela became Munkadas Masahulu, and sent me an friend request. Then he changed his name to Bilson Bilson Angeles, realised that he had screwed up, and blocked me 😃

Welcome to Scammerama!

There's a beautiful girl half my age who wants to be my friend on Facebook.  Oddly, despite being utterly gorgeous and a beauty queen from Brazil to boot, Ellie Zwonke has only been on Facebook for two days and has no friends at all.  And she has chosen me, fat old balding guy, to fall in love with and wants to share her life with me.  I suppose I must be irresistible to women?  I don't like to boast, but hot babes get in touch every day.  Models, students, fashion designers, all sorts of cuties.  Curiously, although they come from Florida, Texas and California in the main, they almost all now live in Kumasi, Ghana.  Now I've never been to Kumasi, but listen guys, the density of hot blondes in the population must be quite astonishing.  Now before you go on the Air Ghana website to enquire about tickets, let me share with you this photo of Elizabeth Sarpong: Elizabeth has another photo in her profile, and oddly enough, it looks quite a lot differen