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Pretty girl sends me a friend request. Ho Hum, here we go again. It must be a scam, because hot babes sending FRs out of the blue are not real - you know that. But this one is a bit different 


 "Are you into Dom / sub kinky erotic sex plays and fetish now?" Mistress Ezada Sinn asks. 

 Er, am I?  Not at all sure about that!

 "Okay then, would you love to be Bondage Discipline Being tied up and Tortured Being Dildo Fucked Forced Masterbation (sic) Humiliation cage and spanked xx?" 

 Okay, it's fairly obvious that this one isn't a teenage Ghanaian lad with a Facebook account and a desire to separate me from $100. 

 Is she a working girl, looking for business? 

 Is she an actual dominatrix looking for a new slave? 

 Is she a previous scammer coming back to get revenge on me for messing her around previously? 

 One of my mates taking the piss? 




 I speak to a friend who is into the fetish scene. "She's a scammer " she says, with no hesitation. Turns out that she knows the real Ezada Sinn, who isn't on Facebook. 

 Sending friend requests to random blokes on Facebook is not how a real dominatrix works, apparently. (I don't ask how it's really done). 

 Apparently there are dozens of fake Ezada Sinn profiles on Facebook. I report four of them to Facebook - but Facebook sees nothing wrong with any of them


 The scam works by getting a sucker (me) curious enough to try some kinky stuff. A rendezvous is arranged, money is transferred, and then - blocked. And cleverly, nobody is going to report this to the cops.

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