There's a beautiful girl half my age who wants to be my friend on Facebook.
Oddly, despite being utterly gorgeous and a beauty queen from Brazil to boot, Ellie Zwonke has only been on Facebook for two days and has no friends at all. And she has chosen me, fat old balding guy, to fall in love with and wants to share her life with me.
I suppose I must be irresistible to women? I don't like to boast, but hot babes get in touch every day. Models, students, fashion designers, all sorts of cuties. Curiously, although they come from Florida, Texas and California in the main, they almost all now live in Kumasi, Ghana. Now I've never been to Kumasi, but listen guys, the density of hot blondes in the population must be quite astonishing.
Now before you go on the Air Ghana website to enquire about tickets, let me share with you this photo of Elizabeth Sarpong:
Elizabeth has another photo in her profile, and oddly enough, it looks quite a lot different
Yes, the Dumb is strong in this one.
It's not uncommon for the profile photo to be a pretty blonde girl, from Florida Tallahassee (sic), and for the rest of the photos to be selfies of some young black guy. You don't suppose that by any chance there is anything untoward about these profiles?
But report them to Facebook and the bot doesn't feel that they violate community standards. <sigh>
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