Emily Souzy is sad. She is a beautiful blonde girl, but she has a very sad face.
What's the matter? She has a Problem. She doesn't want to tell me at first. Turns out she needs to pay $1500 to the University of Chicago where she is studying Sociology. She doesn't have $1500. If she doesn't pay her fees, she can't graduate.
She sends me another picture of herself looking sad, but gorgeous.
Did I mention that I am one of the richest men in Kazakhstan? Lucky that
I contacted the bursar Michael Kocelko. My entirely fictional secretary found his number 773.702.xxxx. Mike is on the U Chicago website and LinkedIn, hi Mike! Turns out he knows MY entirely fictional accountant, they were at the University of Eastern Illinois together!
Anyway, nice guy, I told him about Emily's Problem and transferred the $1500 to him. First thing on Monday morning he will clear her account.
For some reason Emily is not as happy as you might expect:
"How do you want me to get bursar office when I don't have a dime to move an inch"
"How can you send money to the bursar when you have no business with him"
"Call the bursar yourself and have the money back or I send you an information"
"You will give it to bursar so that he can go send the money to me"
"I need 500 for my flight and food stuffs. And I will buy my materials like Menstruation pads and pills." (Possibly too much information, honey)
"Tell your accountant to contact him back and make sure he get your money back"
Turns out that Emily Souzy is a nickname, or possibly a middle name, it isn't entirely clear. I assure her that my buddy Mike the Bursar can sort it out: "Look, I paid money to the bursar to pay for your college fees. The bursar is crediting the money to your account. "
But she doesn't know Mike. And she doesn't want to have anything to do with him
"I don't wanna talk about him anymore"
What she wants me to do is send money to her cousin:
Name, Graciela Rivas Cordova.
Address: San Marcos Texas,
zip ;78666
Sadly I haven't been able to make Emily smile. <Snigger>
It must be very vexing for a scammer to find a rich mark on the internet, who sends $1500 to pay your tuition fees, but sends it to the college bursar rather than to you.
Which is why I told her that of course!
What's the matter? She has a Problem. She doesn't want to tell me at first. Turns out she needs to pay $1500 to the University of Chicago where she is studying Sociology. She doesn't have $1500. If she doesn't pay her fees, she can't graduate.
She sends me another picture of herself looking sad, but gorgeous.
Did I mention that I am one of the richest men in Kazakhstan? Lucky that
I contacted the bursar Michael Kocelko. My entirely fictional secretary found his number 773.702.xxxx. Mike is on the U Chicago website and LinkedIn, hi Mike! Turns out he knows MY entirely fictional accountant, they were at the University of Eastern Illinois together!
Anyway, nice guy, I told him about Emily's Problem and transferred the $1500 to him. First thing on Monday morning he will clear her account.
For some reason Emily is not as happy as you might expect:
"How do you want me to get bursar office when I don't have a dime to move an inch"
"How can you send money to the bursar when you have no business with him"
"Call the bursar yourself and have the money back or I send you an information"
"You will give it to bursar so that he can go send the money to me"
"I need 500 for my flight and food stuffs. And I will buy my materials like Menstruation pads and pills." (Possibly too much information, honey)
"Tell your accountant to contact him back and make sure he get your money back"
Turns out that Emily Souzy is a nickname, or possibly a middle name, it isn't entirely clear. I assure her that my buddy Mike the Bursar can sort it out: "Look, I paid money to the bursar to pay for your college fees. The bursar is crediting the money to your account. "
But she doesn't know Mike. And she doesn't want to have anything to do with him
"I don't wanna talk about him anymore"
What she wants me to do is send money to her cousin:
Name, Graciela Rivas Cordova.
Address: San Marcos Texas,
zip ;78666
Sadly I haven't been able to make Emily smile. <Snigger>
It must be very vexing for a scammer to find a rich mark on the internet, who sends $1500 to pay your tuition fees, but sends it to the college bursar rather than to you.
Which is why I told her that of course!
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