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At The Airport

Well, another day, another beautiful model girl




Engi Neer Feranmi Amos (Joy Russ Norwood) - I suspect that Amos meant to set up a profile in Joy's name, and screwed up, but didn't bother to start again.  Perhaps he didn't realise his mistake.

Anyway, Amos is from New York, attending a modelling seminar in Turkey.  Do models attend seminars?  Perhaps they do, I don't know a lot about being a model.  

She obviously has plenty of time to talk, or maybe she is just naturally loquacious:



i know you will think what is a pretty lady like me doing on here. Yes the reason I came on to the Internet to find the special person who deserves all the love and passion that makes up my heart and soul is because I do not have the time to meet others out in a public setting, and the fact I feel you can learn so much about someone through letters, as a person has to take there time and think about the words they want to express,so it allows you to gain a better understanding of someone than you would probably otherwise. I have spoken to a couple of people of the Internet but i haven't met anyone off the Internet,i could have met this dude of the Internet sometimes back but I chickened out cos i thought it was dangerous and a lot of things happens over the Internet ,Well, i see relationships as one of the most natural things that can happen in life and i believe a good relationship is built on trust, honesty , togetherness and prayers. 
I have had my fair share of relationships and i have been hurt but it doesn't put me off totally its only made me wiser. I have been into just 1 relationship all my life and he was my only sexual partner. We dated each other for 3 years and the relationship ended because of my partner's betrayal and infidelity(cheating)My ex boyfriend was a photographer. I met him in us where i lived for several years before i relocated to us. He told me i am a very pretty and will be a very good model after some months we started dating each other and he put me through a modeling training just for 1 month and that was how my modeling career started. We dated other for 2 years after some time he started enrolling other girls like me into same modeling training and he started fucking anything under skirt. I have been going through this pains for years but later i had to move on cause the relationship was all about business and i realized he never loved me but was just using me for money. I was badly hurt when this happened so i decided to move on with my  and walk away from him .He never wanted me to do anything other than what he tells me to do,i cant make friends all i do is to stay at home and when he gets a contract then we go for it. I thank god for my life now cause i am more matured and i know what i want in a man now. Where others write many people and keep there messages short  because they are all about how many they can write, I am the opposite and very selective in whom I choose to write and I like to give them my very best even if it is in a long letter such as  this.just to know the type of person who I want to build a  friendship with so I am willing to put the time and effort in my messages to show that to you. i hope to hear back from you soon.

 Well, there are a couple more of these ginormous paragraphs but I won't trouble you with them.  The upshot is, she pitches up at the airport to fly home and her credit card is declined.  You may wonder why she didn't buy a return ticket in the first place - well, obviously because she never actually left West Africa. 

She needs $500 to "balance the agent". 

Don't cry, honey.  Why don't I buy you a ticket and you can pay me back when you get the bank sorted out?

Through her sobs, she manages to tell me that she is at Istanbul International, and wants to go to JFK.  Yes, business class is fine. 

I tell her to go to the Turkish Airlines Desk
The ticket is waiting for her. 

She needs $500 - but it's OK, I bought the ticket online, it's waiting for collection, and it's all paid for. 

She goes silent.  The next day her profile has been deleted

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