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Toxicity

Two photos of James Jennifer.  This is the first one:

And this is the second.  


What do you notice?  
That's right, her tan has faded!
At least they are both girls 😃

And why the reversal of the names? I've seen that in France and Germany where it isn't uncommon for someone to be SCHMIDT, Peter or MEUNIER, Jean-Jacques.  Particularly in a business context.  Not seen it among anglophones before.  


Rather more common is Toxicity de Amino Dosterd.  


Isn't Toxicity a lovely name?  Mr and Mrs de Amino Dosterd were inspired.  Toxicity is a pretty white girl, though strangely enough, all the other photos in her profile are selfies of a young black guy.  



Perhaps a boyfriend?  

Somehow I don't think so.







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